Sometimes there are oopsies when screen printing and things turn out a little crooked or the ink is slightly messy, but the shirt still functions as a shirt.  There are also a small amount of shirts that were printed on different colors or brands made during the workshopping phase of creating Shirtyphus.  We believe in not creating excess waste, so these slightly irregular shirts are now available at a deep discount for our fans who enjoy a little bit of mystery at a low price point.
 
Please understand that there will be some element of these shirts that is not perfect.  These items are not returnable or exchangeable.  If that lack of control stresses you out, there are plenty of items available for sale in the rest of the shop!    
 
Get a little weird with it with our spin on the classic We're Here to Help artwork... but taken over by aliens
 
Shirt Front:
Aliens and UFOs at the We're Here to Help old timey telephone
Shirt Back:
blank
 
solid white tee
4.5 oz./yd², pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles
Ribbed crewneck collar
Side seams for size 4XL
Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
USMCA certified
 
T-shirt graphics designed and printed by Bootleg Souvenier Shop.  Orders fulfilled by Rollyhog.