You're a we'reheirdo, plain and simple.  Let the people know.

• Black hat with "we'reheirdos" text on the front  and "We're Here to Help" on back

• 100% cotton bio-washed chino twill

• Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile

• Pre-curved visor

• Adjustable self-fabric tri-glide buckle closure - antique brass

• Adjusts to size 6 5/8 - 7 3/8