You're a we'reheirdo, plain and simple.  Let the people know.
 
Black hat with "we'reheirdos" text on the front  and "We're Here to Help" on back
100% cotton bio-washed chino twill
Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile
Pre-curved visor
Adjustable self-fabric tri-glide buckle closure - antique brass
Adjusts to size 6 5/8 - 7 3/8